Do you have Cleavage-Length Locks? Puh-lease





Oh Cosmopolitan magazine, what will you think up next? The November issue has a front-of-the-book piece called “Cleavage-Length Locks,” in which they showcase four celebs with a hair length that hits just above the cleavage area and have dubbed it a new hairdo! Um, this looks like their normal hairstyle; one millions of women sport give or take a few inches.

In actuality, the four, Fergie, Leighton Meester, Paula Patton and Malin Akerman all seem to have totally normal, perfectly pretty, parted down the center hair of various shades from warm blond to auburn to black. In the photo, hair lengths skim a couple inches below their collarbones.

But Cosmo dubs it a new sultry “boobalicious” look that plays up your girls!

Oh it gets better. They give tips for getting the look to draw everyone’s eyes to your cleavage via your hair, which include mentioning various products by name and price including a heat-protecting spray, a hair spray and a smoothing cream as well as this piece of brilliance:  Create a part in the center to “mimic” your cleavage line! Oh brother. What will you stoop to next Cosmo?

Do you have cleavage-length locks? Better get on that ladies!


About stilettonation

Jennifer Nelson is a writer working on Stiletto Nation: Inside the Perfumed Pages of the Women's Magazine Industry to be published Fall of 2012 by Seal Press. Stop in and read about the great, the awful and the insane in the fragrant pages of the women's glossies.

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